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April 1, 2011

April 1st :)

April Fool's Day is a "for-fun-only" observance. Nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. It's simply a fun little holiday:)
Today I just wanted to share with you some of my daughter's "pearls".

Anya (2years 10 months), who has a 'secret' pet-name 'froggy',  lies between me and her dad. Peter kisses her and they lie hugging each other. Then he asks her:
-Anya, are you my little 'froggy'?
-No, I am your skunk!( and let off)
Anya is 3.3. I am asking her,"Who gives us honey?"
"Winnie the Pooh"!
Anya is 3.5. We bought  her new knitted shorts. After a while, watching TV, Anya found a little hole between her legs (yes, in "interesting place"). So, she went to daddy to tell him:
- I have a hole over there (and pointed between her legs)
- Well, girls supposed to have...
I barged in, " Girls do not have to have holes...on the pants. Mama will mend it right now".
And then I showed my husband what kind of "hole" his daughter had hysteric.gif .
Anya is 3.7 (she is bilingual)
I am making dinner. Anya loves to help, so she brings a chair and puts it by me. But there is no room anyway. Anya says in Russian: "Нету места. Тут большая попа" (No room. There is a big bottom blush.gif)
Anya is 4. Argues with her dad. Peter finally asks her:
- Are you the English Queen? 
- Yes!
- I am sorry, your Majesty... 
- It's OK...
Anya is 4.6. About fast  swimming fishes: "They are fast as speeding airplane".
Anya is 5.10. Wrote on her white board.
Agree with me- this is the truth, not a joke :)

Mama, do I look like that statue behind me?

5y.o. : I am ready for my trip to Russia!
 If you have any funny "pearls" of your kids, please share with me!
Yours, Albina